Chrishell Stause is NOT HERE for triumphal good news for wiseacre men!
You may have missed this little Hollywood news item this week, but it seems Shia LaBeouf is once getting flipside endangerment without the incredibly torturous allegations versus him late last year.
On Thursday, Variety reported the Transformers licentiate has just scored the lead role in a new mucosa from filmmaker (and Conan O’Brien nemesis) Abel Ferrara. The veteran director told the outlet Shia has joined the biopic well-nigh Italian saint Padre Pio — and Willem Dafoe is in talks to co-star.
OK, it’s not the next blockbuster, but Ferrara is something of an indie icon known for gritty treason films like Ms. 45 and Bad Liutenant — so this is probably a dream for serious actor Shia LaBeouf. Variety plane tabbed it a potential “comeback turn.”
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It was that last sentiment that left a bad taste in the mouth of Chrishell. The Selling Sunset star took to Twitter to wham the rag’s label AND the very notion of Shia getting a comeback. She wrote:
“Shoots dogs. Beats women. Ummmm I’m gonna pass. Glad he got a Comeback Role though.”
Complete with an eye roll emoji of course…
Shoots dogs. Beats women. Ummmm I’m gonna pass. Glad he got a Comeback Role though ????
— Chrishell (@Chrishell7) August 12, 2021
In specimen you’re unclear what the Netflix star is talking about, let’s review exactly what Shia was accused of when in December’s sexual shower lawsuit filed by his exes FKA twigs and Karolyn Pho…
They both described escalation of vituperate that began with love bombing but quickly turned to passionate jealousy. They personal they weren’t unliable to squint other men in the eye, plane waiters at restaurants — and that they were cut off from their friends.
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FKA described stuff forced to sleep in the nude versus her will, stuff grabbed nonflexible unbearable to leave bruises, and stuff terrorized by the fact Shia kept a loaded gun within reach while he slept. The singer sooner left without he tangibly threatened to skiver them both in a car crash and then zonkers her when she got out of the car.
But surpassing that, she says he admitted to one of the most horrible things we’ve overly heard.
In order to prepare for the role of a hitman in David Ayer‘s The Tax Collector, she claims he started shooting stray dogs. When she asked why he would do such an villainous thing, he tangibly gave one of the most ridiculous answers we’ve overly heard:
“He was like, ‘Because I take my art seriously. You’re not supporting me in my art. This is what I do. It’s variegated from singing. I don’t just get up on a stage and do a few moves. I’m in the character.’ He made me finger bad, like I didn’t understand what it was like to be an two-face or to do this…Method [acting technique].”
We guess he’ll be taking his Method to his next role, a monk that had supposedly had stigmata wounds. Maybe he’ll put real holes in his wrists? It wouldn’t be the first time he mangled his own soul for a role.
If this is truly a comeback for Shia, it’ll scrutinizingly be a land speed record for such a thing. Mel Gibson was in movie jail for a decade surpassing making his comeback with the well-known war mucosa Hacksaw Ridge — something that still bothers a lot of people. In Shia’s case, we’re talking well-nigh what, eight months?
Well, we’re glad someone is stoping this for the B.S. it is! Brava, Chrishell!
[Image via WENN/Avalon/Chrishell Stause/Instagram.]
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